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Black Bloody Jorts

Black Bloody Jorts

the original concept for these shorts was something along the lines of "what if a slasher movie victim got taken while on the job, and this is what's left of their work pants after surviving the movie"

then we made em in black too because i KNOW there's a large portion of y'all in the audience who would sooner die than wear non black clothing

  • Double knee patches
  • Faded black wash
  • D-Ring
  • Embroidered blood splatters
  • Carpenter pant pockets with hammer loop
  • 12.5oz 95% Cotton/5% Spandex

     SIZE GUIDE:

  • First model is 5'6" wearing a size 30!
  • Second model is 5'10" wearing a size 30!
  • We suggest ordering your true size!
  • Size Chart: The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a piece of clothing that you own (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. Take measurements as shown in the diagram.
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Black Bloody Jorts
$50.00
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the original concept for these shorts was something along the lines of "what if a slasher movie victim got taken while on the job, and this is what's left of their work pants after surviving the movie"

then we made em in black too because i KNOW there's a large portion of y'all in the audience who would sooner die than wear non black clothing

  • Double knee patches
  • Faded black wash
  • D-Ring
  • Embroidered blood splatters
  • Carpenter pant pockets with hammer loop
  • 12.5oz 95% Cotton/5% Spandex

     SIZE GUIDE:

  • First model is 5'6" wearing a size 30!
  • Second model is 5'10" wearing a size 30!
  • We suggest ordering your true size!
  • Size Chart: The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a piece of clothing that you own (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. Take measurements as shown in the diagram.